How about this for an introduction?
Another way to set us up for the emotional journey football takes us. We advise that you pay attention
“Ladies and gentlemen, 0n behalf of captains on both teams and the entire staff, welcome aboard MGSVfutbol Airlines flight 111, non-stop service from calmness to erratic.
Our flight time will be of 1 hours and 30 minutes. We will be flying at an altitude of zero feet/meters at a ground speed of 18 miles per hour/ 30 kilometers per hour.
At this time, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position and that you are seated and not interfering with he views of those around you. Also, your portable electronic devices must be set to ‘futbol’ mode until an announcement is made upon arrival. Thank you.”
